Monday, August 14, 2006

Why Worry?

There are only two things to worry about.
Either you are well, or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.
but if you are sick, there are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die,
if you get well, there is nothing to worry about.
If you die, there are two things to worry about.
Either you will go to heaven or hell .
If you go to heaven, there is nothing
to worry about, but if you go to
hell, you'll be so damn busy
shaking hands with friends, you
won't have time to worry.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Either or. If then. Cause effect. Noun verb. Preposition object. Banality mystery, Journey dead end. Altruism solipsism. Haiku dissertation. Multitude droplet.
Laugh.
Or.
Else.
"I Leap for Kierkegaard"